The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.
by empha September 18, 2023
when we start counting 1 second , 2 second , 3 second , we could start counting the 1 second in the middle that the actually second has turned , so how can all the england be at the same time period when we can start counting 1 second , half way through the second has actually been turned to ..
by i’m a genuis July 25, 2019
When you get read theory homework and you feel so upset that you want to kill yourself and smash your computer.
boy 1: Have you done the read theory?
Boy2: Nah man I smashed my computer because I got diagnosed with read theory depression.
Boy2: Nah man I smashed my computer because I got diagnosed with read theory depression.
The theory that communism has the ability to transmit through human contact. This theory was created by a young man called Bing Ahen.
by Thisisapseudoname March 25, 2021
The Chemical Bag Theory is an ontological materialist and neoatheist ideology that advocates all humans are actually bags of chemicals and all thoughts, feelings, emotions, beliefs and actions are result of chemical reactions, such as everything someone did, do or will do are result of chemical reactions. The chemical bag theory also advocates human intelligence and human reasoning are a byproduct of chemical reactions having no reason for humans think, since humans'brains are not trustfull at all, where there is no true nor false, such as there is no free will.
"The Chemical Bag Theory is a really absurd theory, it always lead to absurd arguments and conclusions that majority of people consider normal. That is the why we need to overcome materialism and neoatheism and think in something futher of these."
"Quantum Mechanics and Extraphysical Mechanics refute the Chemical Bag Theory, but still, majority of people cannot see it and still advocate this absurd materialistic theory."
"Quantum Mechanics and Extraphysical Mechanics refute the Chemical Bag Theory, but still, majority of people cannot see it and still advocate this absurd materialistic theory."
by Full Monteirism January 04, 2021
The theory of musical equilibration (in German: die strebetendenz-theorie or, literally, the tendency to strive theory) is a psychological theory that argues that music does not elicit emotion directly and that, instead, the listener "identifies with musically-encoded processes of will" and interprets them to produce an emotional effect.
"Music and Emotions - Research on the Theory of Musical Equilibration" is the English edition of the German publication "Musik und Emotionen - Studien zur Strebetendenz-Theorie" by Daniela and Bernd Willimek; it was translated by Laura Russell. The first part of the book addresses the main premise of the Theory.
by Josefine-Caroline December 09, 2022
Conspirators or patsies who join conspiracy theorists with an intent to discredit them in the eyes of the general public.
CT: Presidential election is staged by the Illuminati.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.
by jsisidore June 02, 2016