I'm gonna cum!

A warning given near the end of coitus, usually directed toward a female from a male

Guy having sex with girl: "I'm gonna cum!"
Girl: *Covers face or whatever else she doesn't want the splooge to get on*

by Mitch Tyler September 3, 2009

I'm Chuck Bass

A universal statement used to explain or excuse any incident or situation. To be most effective, phrase must be uttered matter-of-factly, with one's eyes half-closed to signify as much smugness and mystique as possible.

Friend: Hey dude what happened Friday night, you left with those girls, then what?

You: .....I'm Chuck Bass..

Friend: Ohhh, right

by toamidnightshow October 20, 2008

I'm all yours.

Meaning I belong to you.
You own me.
I love you.
I want no one else but you.

HI BABY SUP CUTIE SUP HOTTIE SUP SUP?
Can I be yours?
YEAH.
I'm all yours.

by KAWHAT September 23, 2005

i'm scared of you

Exclamation meaning someone's response was so good or correct that you would not challenge it. Similar to 'You go, boy!' or You go, girl!'

Mother, while putting away laundry, says to her teen-aged son, 'Do you know where the dust cloths go?" The son replies, "In the laundry room closet, on the shelf next to the furniture polish." The mother replies, "ooo I'm scared of you!" in a surprised voice.

by Hor-Aha March 3, 2017

I'm out of practice

An expression used to explain why you can't do something that requires being in shape.

Pretty much just saying that you're out of shape, just not wanting to seem fat.

"I'll race you!"
"Nah, I'm out of practice!"
"fat ass"

by solstice.barrett June 19, 2010

I'm gonna nut

A saying used to express a tremendous amount of emotion positive or negative. Usually used in times of extreme joy or frustration. Not to be confused with I'm gonna bust a nut.

Bro if this fails I'm gonna nut

Dude if I get that position I've been hoping for I'm gonna nut

by FireBerb November 16, 2018

I'm on yo ass

User of the phrase: is about to begin or is already in the process of joking about/ dissing the receiver of the phrase.

Synonym Phrase: I'm about to roast on you.

Somewhat of a taunt or gloat.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Is that fake Polo?"

Guy 2: "Oh you, tryna' roast? Bruh I'm on yo ass! Ol, high water, flipped collar, no dollar lookin' boy!"

Example 2

Guy 1: "That's what yo momma said when she left last night!"

Guy 2: "Shut up man! yeen funny!"

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Boy I'm on yo ass!"

by Zip Zack November 27, 2012