spit in his butt

when a thug knocks you out cold and spits in your butt you’re his bitch

guy 1: pull his pants down

guy2: *spits in his butt*

I just knocked this guy out ima spit in his butt

by 2uprn June 29, 2023

belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!

1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.

by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009

Pinging his piss

Football term, used when a player is tikka takkaing his way around the team and dominating them anally

“Oh my god James Milner pinging his piss”

by Gaybear69 January 9, 2019

Popped his cherry

Common gay slang for taking someone's anal virginity. When a guy has his ass penetrated for the first time his cherry has been popped

Dave had never bottomed before, I totally popped his cherry

by Susan de Nyme August 1, 2023

Composing his Alphabet

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters

Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

by Subway Squad March 14, 2016

fix his radio

When a girl gives a large man a blowy and/or a handy, depending on the girls mood, in the parking lot of a church. She may even sit on his face.

Brendan saw A Russian female fix his radio after the football game.

by Swedishmeatball69 January 5, 2017

what's his butt

When you can't remember or dont know his name.

What's his butt, the guy who owns that badass truck. I don't his name but you known who im talking about.

by luvzcoffeeee November 11, 2015