I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.

Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.

by I like cake🏳️‍🌈👩🏻💜🍰 June 5, 2021

houston we have a problem

The origin can be traced to the phrase in past tense ("Houston, we've had a problem here") that was used by the crew of the Apollo 13 moon flight, to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base. The phrase is normally misquoted as "Houston, we have a problem" as in the movie Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem".

Have you heard of Yugsolavia space program? Houston we have a problem!

by Che lichni November 26, 2013

understandable, have a great day

A recent spicy meme in which a black man is at a drive-thru window requesting food, only to be told that "food broke." He understands, and tells the worker to have a great day.

Customer: "Hello, Food?"
Worker: "Food Broke"
Customer: "Understandable, Have A Great Day"

by Drew G The Spicy Meme June 1, 2017

I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.

Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

have you got a pass

A joke about how schools have passes for everything.

Student: "Can I borrow a pen"
Teacher: "have you got a pass?"

by buy me free games November 2, 2018

stranger things have happened

Unlikely but not impossible.

They're not the most likely winners but stranger things have happened.
"I definitely do think we can still win, stranger things have happened, " said Mjallby.

by jonathan.creek January 23, 2014

don’t have a cow, man

1) A saying said by Bart Simpson in seasons 1-9 of the popular animated comedy The Simpsons, until someone got themselves fired and everything got screwed up.

Nelson: You’re stupid! Haw Haw!
Bart: Don’t have a cow, man!

by Bluebird42 March 4, 2018