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Glad handed

Glad handed is when you play a game of basketball and someone grabs your buns when you're down low.
I was in the lane and Buddy threw me the ball, next thing I know, someone glad handed me.
by Old_savage August 6, 2016
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Black Handle

The manipulative act of a white man/white woman who only engages in relationships with black men/black women with the soul purpose to manipulate the decisions of the black man/black woman into not having a mind of his/her own to make the black man/woman dependent/submissive to the will their white partner by use manipulative tactics treating and talking him/her like child, animal or property instead of treating him/her like a partner/spouse and also abusive behavior can be present.
I feel sorry for that dude because his wife likes to black handle him like he's her dog.
by Capital Tonight Sucks February 28, 2021
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concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.
Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.
by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010
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Chelsea Handler

quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.
Whoa that joke you told was TOTALLY chelsea handler!!!
by missmk420 October 20, 2008
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handlebar

The type of drinking establishment that services mostly motorcyclers and local roughnecks.
We realized we had overdressed once we walked in the bar; the place was completely handlebar.
by Chatain February 18, 2009
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handsex

Masturbation, jacking off, wanking, etc. Cherie's favourite thing to do with her dick.
Cherie has handsex with her dick.
by Steaver370 May 7, 2004
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handheld

Some thing that you can hold. Duh
This PSP is a Handheld device.....N00b
by TheBitchiestBitch January 22, 2015
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