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Shlomo-The-Homo

A Gay Jewish Man, named Chuck, living in Chula Vista. He drives a Porsche and likes to suck a lot of dick. He swallows nerm by the fucking boatload. He prays to Abraham each day for a large black man to anally rape him.
"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."
by Roger Jenson January 6, 2005
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no homo

the most annoying thing to say after a sentence.
its even more annoying when they say it and its not even homo.
do people really feel the need to remind themselves/others that they really arent homo anyways??
dont say it kids; its stupid.
insane person number o1: max is 'coming'... no homo.
sane person number o1: okay whatever, youre a freak.

insane person number o2: i love you... no homo.
sane person number o2: thats not homo. i know were just friends!
by imaloopynutjob March 20, 2008
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flamming homo

a homo whos like sooo uber homo that hes just flamming with homoness
by mel8moe May 3, 2008
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Suspense Homo

When someone cheers after a crowd is done cheering or cheering late.

Or when about to see a girl/guy and your friend just ruins the moment.

Related to cockblocker.
Up next Timmy Davis.

"Crowd Cheers."
"Crowd Finishes."
Dave cheers " Go Timmy!"
Neil says " Suspense Homo..."
by Kyle Loveless March 20, 2010
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double homo

when two lesbians of the same type date.. such as two butches or two femmes.
What Dana and Jessy are dating? Wow but there both so butch...thats so double homo.
by xChrissy17x July 6, 2008
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bro homo

an occasion in which two bros are intentionally acting in a homosexual manner; similar to pro homo, but for bros
Dude, I love the way your lax penny matches your mocs and your salmon colored shorts today, bro homo.

Brad and Chad were wrestling with their shirts off on the frat's front lawn, bro homo.
by M-B- November 14, 2010
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No Homo

When one says something ridiculously homosexual, but wants to play it off like they're straight. It usually leaves underlying suspicion anyways.
Male 1: "Dude wouldn't it be fun to jerk off together next time we watch Broke Back Mountain?"

Male 2: "Wtf are you doing with your life...."

Male 1: "No homo though!"

Male 2: "Reasonable enough."
by holycurryjesus March 23, 2010
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