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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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Hipster Betrayal

When someone begins to dislike a band, movie, tv show or any other element of popular culture solely based on the fact that it has become popular.

This is something that hipsters do on a regular bases in order to remain relevant. It is the ultimate betrayal because at one point you consider this band or movie to be amazing and now that it has gain recognition instead of being happy you reject it and call it "mainstream".
Hispter: I used to like Arcade Fire but then they became so main stream. I can't even listen to their music any more.

Non-Hipster: Arcade Fire is exactly the same as they used to be, you just doing the Hipster Betrayal.
by Mighty_Arrow February 4, 2013
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Hipster kiss

When two hipsters use telepathy to declare a romantic interest in one another. Words, a peck on the cheek, a reassuring touch, or even a simple smile would betray emotion, thereby running the risk that onlookers might suspect the two hipsters are enjoying the moment truthfully (rather than ironically).
"Lars, do you see how Marius and Clementine are staring coldly at one another from across the room, without speaking or motion of any kind? Do you see how dead her eyes look behind those turquoise spectacles?"

"Yes, Niko, I do. What's their deal?"

"It's a hipster kiss. They'll be engaged as quickly as you can Tweet 'Free art show! BYOB!!' "
by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013
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Hipstake

An expression of condemnation or exasperation uttered by someone (typically a non-hipster) after a hipster has done or said something ill-advised.
"Did you hear that Humphrey got Tulip preggers after he accidentally put on one of the rubber balloons left over from his balloon portrait of Bjork embracing Madonna, instead of a condom?"

"Hipstake!"
by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013
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Hippie Invite

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.
"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."
by K. Washington July 25, 2016
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Hipling

A young wanna be hipster, usually spotted at the nearest indie band concert and or coffee shop. This teen most likely has little to no knowlede of the band tee they are currently wearing. They are the new generation of fake music lovers who just want to seem cool and misunderstood.
bob: hey man! wanna go to the Bastille concert?
jack: no thanks bro. there will be too many hiplings.
by errrrrrin May 2, 2014
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HipGa

Nickname created by stans for transgender recording artist "Lady" Gaga, who sustained a hip injury in 2011 (also the last time she saw solo success)
HipGa really tanked with all her solo albums since 2011. Bradley and Ariana aren't saving her anytime soon.
by godneybillboardney July 7, 2022
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