That just sounds german

Shortened version-'TJSG'
Definition-That's cool/rad/fresh/awesome

X-"I'm listening to circa survive and thrice tonight"
y-"That just sounds german."

X-"i'm playing Black Ops tonight, gonna knife some faces"
y-"that just sounds german"

X-"i like beer"
y-"that just sounds german"

by pollypocketmama November 27, 2010

german shower

The act of puking one's brain's out all over the walls*

* - room must be the bathroom

I heard that after she got home, Isabel german showered her entire bathroom! Those crazy germans!

by Cowper Crew June 8, 2011

German shower

The act of defecating a violent stream of diarrhea onto the head/face of another or oneself*.

The german showerer's anus plays the part of the shower faucet while the showeree enjoys** the hot fecal material enrobing his/her visage.

*see tub girl

**It is quite often the showeree does not in fact enjoy this.

"One day I consumed 3 gallons of spicey chili and went and annihilated my girlfriend's face with a violent torrent of jalapeno pepper laced excrement. She quite enjoyed the German shower but the jalapeno peppers-not so much."

by Bukkake Gargler January 5, 2005

Dirty German

Derived from the roots of the infamous Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty German is a smuge of shit on the upper lip in the form of a Hitler moustache.

After receiving a Dirty German she proceeded to shoot herself in the face.

by Kurt 'The German' July 29, 2008

German Rocher

The sexual act of smothering your testicles with your own feces, and then proceeding to have your partner suck on said testicles.

Guy #1: Man, did i have a great time with your sister last night!

Guy#2: Oh yeah? What did y'all do?

Guy#1: Well things got heated and i have her some German Rocher.

Guy#2: F*@k YOU!

by GermanChocolatier21 November 25, 2009

German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 28, 2011

german strawberry

When you mix a German snpier and a strawberry shortcake. You do doggy style. Spit on her back Pull it out punch her in the nose and cum in her eye and face and

mix

Joe: I gave that bitch a German strawberry last night
Jimmy: damn how is she?
Joe: her left eye is blind and got a bloody nose

by Jeremy lin December 23, 2013