Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

grass

something you need to touch

touch some grass man

by Pingu4Life October 28, 2021

Poo-Grass

The stinky poo-laden grass that flies back at you, from either wind or deflection, while mowing a lawn saturated with piles of poo.

I was mowing the lawn and poo-grass got blown into my mouth.

by Douglas78 July 2, 2011

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Grass

touch it now.

touch grass dumb-bum

by grass_toucher506 February 6, 2024

Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.

Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021

Grass

Something Valorant players can’t touch

Valorant Player: I wonder what grass feels like?

CSGO player: *deadlifts 2, 50lb dumbbells 100 times*

by Accidental Arsonist October 21, 2021