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Evil Goth 

A goth of the most vile and repulsive type. Portrayed well by Hearteater of wretched infamy. Known to be repulsive and absolutely dispicable in every possible way. Also adorned with enough metallic apparatus to be seriously concerned with large magnets and thunderstorms.
The Evil Goth ran to cover as the clouds gathered above him. Everyone cheered as Hearteater the Evil Goth was struck by bolt after bolt. Long did they suffer once he survived.
Evil Goth by Ernie Bert July 10, 2005

Neo-goth 

Somewhere in between emo and goth. Often found outside or around Hot Topic.

There are two types of Neo-Goths. There's the more emo-oriented Neo-Goths, typically My Chemical Romance and Panic! At the Disco fans. They usually wear skinny jeans, pale face makeup, way too much black eye/lip makeup, and emo/pop-punk band shirts.

Then there's the other type, also known as mallgoths. They wear baggy black pants with way too many chains, baggy black band shirts, leather bracelets/chokers with spikes on them, and often have trashy looking dyed dreadlocks or a trashy looking dyed Mohawk. They typically listen to shitty nu-metal bands such as Slipknot and Korn, as well as Marilyn Manson and ICP.

Both types usually have shitty attitudes despite having nothing to be shitty about, they usually fake mental illnesses and alternate sexualities.

Very few Neo-Goths are actually cool, but if you find one, they can be entertaining to watch.

Both also like to use ridiculous sayings and catchphrases like "rawr xD" and "OMG so random lulzz"
Neo-Goth Girl 1: OMG RAWR XD I'm so lesbian omg, but I'd never kiss a girl, that's gross DX

Neo-Goth Girl 2: IM SO DEPRESSED D'X IM GONNA KMS

Neo-Goth Guy: rawrrrr xD

Sponge Goth 

A wordgoth/word who also wears wordSpongebob Squarepants/word attire.
Terbush is a sponge goth, as he's gothinc, but he also wears a Spongebob shirt.
Sponge Goth by adonkeyisaass February 27, 2004

[cematary goth]

A goth who is obossed with cemataries loves to visit them study/ read about them even will have weddings or parties in them. (they are also obssed with death well actually all goths are obossed with death) they just cant get enough of cemataries
i am a goth but ilove visiting diffrent cemetaries which makes me cematary goth

National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14) 

One this very important day, all emo Goth/alternative presenting whores/thots get access to unlimited Montser Energy drinks, My Chemical Romance Tickets and a hair dye of their choice.
I can’t wait until National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14)

big titty goth girlfriend 

yuri from doki doki
"hey, have you seen my slave aka my big titty goth girlfriend."