Garden gnome

A man 5’7” or below: considered garden gnome height

“Look at him! He’s the size of a garden gnome!”

by What tf is up, Kyle December 23, 2021

Zen garden

A calm peaceful box of sand with a rack, and possibly some rocks. It’s calm sensation helps a lo of people with mental issues, but not only those people, it’s to everyone! It’s used a lot in ASMR, because as such, it is asmr.
People tend to make designs on it with all different sizes of rakes.

Person A: “oh! I want a zen garden so bad!”
Person B: “ I am selling some if you want any?”
Person A: “yes , please!”

by P1loxx April 17, 2022

Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.

I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Garden nome

A adult man shorter than 5”3 with a long beard

Omg, the principal is such a garden nome

by Ryss457 February 4, 2022

Garden

A space of land with lots of plants such as trees, flowers, grass, etc.

Person A: Hey! Do you wanna see my garden? I grew some tomatoes!
Person B: What is a garden?
Person A: It's a space with lots of plants! From cabbages to strawberries!
Person B: Oh! I see now. I would like to see it.

by Lori E. February 7, 2022

Lowe's gardening section

a sacred place of solitude, plants included

guy 1: hey wanna go to Lowe's gardening section tomorrow?
guy 2: yeah lets do it!

by lowes_customer October 10, 2021

Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.

Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.

by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021