friend of the show

Friends you can count on to pitch in when stuff goes wrong.

"Like late night hosts can look to trusted pals to fill-in when big shot guests don't fulfill responsibilities, I can always count on Jordo to have my back. He's a friend of the show."

by JormanThoad March 9, 2017

Perfect-Friendship

That friend that you can tell ANYTHING to and not have to worry about being judged, or having their opinion of you change. That friend that is always there for you, even after you just had a fight with them. That friend that always understands you, even your most twisted views on things because they take the time to see it from your point of view.

Me and my best friend had the biggest fight today and we got so upset at eachother, but she was still there for me when I found out my Grandma passed away, we totally have the perfect-friendship.

by 'Topher February 20, 2012

Schrödinger's friendship

When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.

John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?

Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.

John : So, what are the both of you now ?

Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.

by zingeraddict December 4, 2011

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

Theoretical Friend

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.

"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."

by KimberleyStrange July 16, 2008

friendationship

the state of a relationship wherein the two people are clearly "more than friends" but won't admit or don't know if they are a "couple" or not

I created this word about five years ago by merging the words "friend" and "relationship." There are so many relationships that seem undefinable, and this word suits them well.

Bill and Sara claim that they're not dating, but they spend every waking moment together; so I'm starting to wonder if they are in a friendationship.

by Tara Leigh Cobble April 13, 2004

Online Friends

Always there when you need them, kind in any way, if you have a problem in real life you can talk to them, they always know what's best, they know what you want to do, they will always be your best friend they'll never betray you day or night; and the best part is that everyone is lucky to have a online friend.

i'm so lucky i have onlnie friends.

Jewl Jason Amber and Lucas are my best online friends i could ever have.

by jerome_ January 20, 2018