flat earther

A person who challenges the beliefs that they are told through school and do experiments to find that the earth is truly flat. Smartest people on PLANE earth

Don't dissmiss it because it sounds stupid
No flat earther wants to be rediculed but the truth is the truth and it will set you free
Google' Eric Dubay 200 reasons why earth is not a spinnning ball

Have you seen the boats going over the curvature

No- the earth is flat, take a good telescope and it will be back, I'm a flat earther

by Flatearth April 9, 2017

flatdick

a top down foolish ass pranksta thats always flacid and cant get it up

damn whats with the flatdick you canker sore.

by steve March 9, 2004

flatbeat

a very sad person who writes their own definitions.

by Incuban July 28, 2003

Flat Ham

Pressing ones ass against the glass (i.e. car window) and mooning someone.

Some guy gave me the finger, so I gave him a flat ham right back.

by PhilMacCracken November 28, 2010

flat

Earth

The earth is flat.

by flatearther123 April 12, 2019

flatitude

N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.

I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.

by LisAwesome January 22, 2014

B Flat

A fart that has a lot of bass, as opposed to being a squeeker

Jim: Holy shit Mark, that was one stinky fart.

Mark: Yeah, it was a B Flat.

by CMBC April 26, 2011