Florida fuckfan

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.

“Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night”

by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023

Florida

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.

I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.

by Florida-Man November 13, 2023

Florida

The penis of the contiguous United States

Lots of interesting shit happens in Florida

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Farida Luis

Farida Luis is a girl at my skl who is not from Egypt she is very kind and beautiful I wanna hug her 24/7 her smile makes me wanna

Farida is a pretty girl I wanna kiss herr so baddd

If ur gf’s name is Farida then u are lucky

My friend: Bro Farida Luis is here
Me:WOW SHE NEVER FAILS TO LOOK AMAZING

by Drokoa November 24, 2023

Floridarican

A Puerto Rican who is from or lives in florida

I'm Puerto Rican and I live in florida I'm a Floridarican

by Pkistheway February 28, 2024

Florida cocktail

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.

"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"

by Absurd Florida Man March 20, 2024

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

by StupidGood March 30, 2024