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Furry Fisting

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1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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full contact ice fishing

ice fishing with numerous unattended fishing poles, when a fish becomes hooked on one of the poles, everybody that sees it rushes to be the first person to grab it thereby claiming the fish as thier own. usually degresses to tripping, throwing things at people, and hockey style checking fairly quickly. players usually incur injuries and broken fishing equiptment.
dude i broke my favorite ice fishing pole and two ribs full contact ice fishing yesterday, but i got that 26" char.
by TGP! January 12, 2010
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american sword fighting

American Sword Fighting is when Americans fight each other with their erect penis's and the loser is the one that finishes or loses his erection first.
I caught my sons Nick and Ben american sword fighting in their bedroom the other day
by A Savage Hobo November 23, 2013
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Let’s go fishing

A sentence used when you have tea to spill with your friend about your sex life, or crush.
Zen says “let’s go fishing now, I have a huge barramundi to catch
by wubzywowwow July 30, 2019
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Alaskan Ice fishing

When you put Swedish Fish in a girls vagina and use a string to get them out.
I can’t wait to go Alaskan ice fishing tonight!
by The dildo king February 22, 2021
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HyperDimSergalV2 said "fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads" to make magnitudemuffin look like an idiot.
by Psuedonymous Bosch November 1, 2015
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Fighting Foodons

(N.) The REAL Worst anime ever created.
How in the peanut butter and jelly bulls**t did Fighting Foodons make it to American TV?
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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