Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

by The know it all from school June 16, 2018

Fruit and nut

Early 2000’s slang a fruit and nut bar -nutter

He’s a real fruit and nut

by Stoney_1234 May 20, 2020

Devil Fruit

He a cool dude, that singer rapper mf or whatever.

He think he devil fruit? He can’t even play the triangle.

by Pkdex September 5, 2022

Fruit Chocolate

An offending name for a gay dark-skinned person.

Man, look at that new kid, he is such a fruit chocolate!

Dude, don't be such a fruit chocolate!

by robochapstick February 23, 2009

Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

Fruit Salad

At least five people, all of different skin colour engaging in hardcore gay sex.

Yesterday I had the most amazing fruit salad grandma.

by Homejuusto runkkari October 21, 2019

pan-fruit

verb; to steal or pocket. It counts if the victim of the theft knows or doesn't know. This is not the kind of theft that happens when you break into a house, but when you are at a friend's of family member's house, and you take something you like.

I really liked the square pen, so I pan-fruited it. He didn't even notice.

by baskt September 9, 2010