An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.
Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.
by TheWhistleblower May 20, 2018
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A Dragon In The Church

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.
I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church
by YouAreBigSkitters December 23, 2020
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Bury Church

The most dead high school in the whole of Britain. Most of the teachers are bible bashers. Student drama is as dry as the head teachers wife, and the most outrageous thing that happens there is nittys vaping spice in the toilets. All in all, the school is just complete bumhole.
“I think I might move to bury church.”

Are you mad? Even Totty High School is better than that shithole.”
by eDgYbOi November 12, 2021
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Church Street Buffalo

When after going ass to mouth then pulling out and then tastefully blowing a perfectly shaped albino Church Street Buffalo on your partner.
After raw dawning Marsha on taco Thursday, Randy gave Marsha an a Church Street Buffalo she would never be able to wash off.
by Jude Tobias May 22, 2019
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Louise Church

She’s Is always single and is always eating she is over weight she’s really Annoying and unfit
by Myasquad123 November 20, 2019
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Church Hill

Random town in Buttfuck Nowhere, Tennessee. If you're any sort of LGBTQ+, you will be called so many slurs by most adults and most children. There's nothing here except for a couple McDonald's and there's a Burger King right outside of town. Stay out of here, please. You'll regret stepping foot in this shitty town.
Man 1: Man I love men.
Man 2: FUCK YOU FA-
Man 3: What? Are you from Church Hill, Tennessee?
by Natauskii May 30, 2023
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the church of 999

the church of scp-999 (slimey boy). the church of peanut's greatest enemy (join the church of peanut now), is a group of scp-999 worshippers. 999 worshippers are known as "idiots". The church of 999 is at constant war with the church of peanut. (join the church of peanut now) While 999 worshippers are braindead and idiotic, they are equipped with heavy weaponry. this heavy weaponry ranges from M9 berettas to Stoner 96 LMGs. the church of 999's leader is unknown to this day, but it is said that the leader of the church of 999 holds one of, if not the most powerful weapon in existence... the Micro H.I.D., ripped straight out of SCP:SL!!!!!!!!!!
joe: yo wanna be friends
mama: sure bro
joe: do you go to church?
mama: yes, i go to the church of 999
joe: nvm bro, we are no longer friends
by beanut lover May 28, 2022
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