Valley flu

When you get flu from a night out at the clubs. More specifically from the fortitude valley clubs.

Jaz: “man you don’t look to good”

Cas: “must be valley flu from this weekend”

by Vswizzle August 1, 2024

Flu fu

10/10. Best of the best.loud

“Yo that new Cali Pack is Flu fu.”
“This curry goat is flu fu”

by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025

Flu fu

10/10

We smoking tha Flu fu

by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025

Gay flu

That “cold” you caught at the circuit party.

Everyone at Brad and Nate’s cabin weekend caught the gay flu.

by denhiker May 28, 2024

Wook flu

An illness contracted due to being at a show surrounded by repulsive odors stemming from armpits, feet, dreadlocks, and unidentifiable second hand smoke. Usually lasting 2-5 days it is not lethal but will put you out of commission.

How was the show?
“It was intergalactic super spacey. But Wooks got the best of me night 3 I felt it coming… woke up Monday with full blown Wook flu”

by Lot_master_rickee January 13, 2026

fem-flu

when a female has a flu but doesn't complain and does all of the daily routine with no help

fem-flu (Female Flu) Sarah, 35, wakes up with a 101°F fever, intense muscle aches, and a dry cough, indicating she has the flu. Despite feeling like her body is "rotting," she does not tell her partner or children how ill she feels, fearing it will disrupt their daily lives.

by annievannie February 26, 2026