Part of a small island NEAR Europe, not part of it. While England is part of the European Union, it is not part of Europe and we do not use the Euro.
Most Americans believe that the English use nothing but the Queen's English, but the truth is that the majority of the British residency use poor spelling, grammar and diction.
England itself is made up of Council estates and chavs. We aren't obsessed with tea and crumpets, and the majority of Brits are not raging homosexuals, like some people believe.
England is also home to The BBC which is the best Television Broadcasting service in the world.
We also have the NHS and an obsession for watching men chasing balls, on a muddy pitch. This is known as Football (Not Soccer!).
While England is often considered superior, it is not. It is just better than a lot of other places :P
Most Americans believe that the English use nothing but the Queen's English, but the truth is that the majority of the British residency use poor spelling, grammar and diction.
England itself is made up of Council estates and chavs. We aren't obsessed with tea and crumpets, and the majority of Brits are not raging homosexuals, like some people believe.
England is also home to The BBC which is the best Television Broadcasting service in the world.
We also have the NHS and an obsession for watching men chasing balls, on a muddy pitch. This is known as Football (Not Soccer!).
While England is often considered superior, it is not. It is just better than a lot of other places :P
"iv dun nuffink rong coppa" - Example of modern English Dialect, spoken in England. This is often heard being said by youngsters on a street corner, in late hours of the evening.
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It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.
It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.
American 1: "Dude, what's aluminium?"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"
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A soviet, racial and pro nazi country. Full satan worshippers and whore houses. Bunch of gay fags who have no allies except for those they enslave by their ancient imperial ways. They are puppets to the US and like it. They don't care about anyone else but whoever is english. Their schooling is poor and will probably be taken over by the Scottish, Irish, and the Welsh for their tyranny.
English bloke: Hail Hitler!
Me: Hey england, this is for all the countries you have enslaved: cer at annwfn 'ch Saesneg asen chreuau!!!!!!!!
Me: Hey england, this is for all the countries you have enslaved: cer at annwfn 'ch Saesneg asen chreuau!!!!!!!!
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Get the New England Clam Bake mug.Clearly the majority of these people haven't been to England! For a start it's a country where the major majority of the population don't have bad teeth...you're talking about a country where most of the dentistry is FREE! Idiots. English people don't sit around drinking tea or talking like an imbecile "Golly gosh that was truly spiffing!" I think not. There isn't loads of chavs that spit and swear in fact there's more emo's and scene kids. We don't fuck sheep...much ;P and unlike america we're not a counrty full of pussies! American football is like rugby with padding. Grow some balls! We also have better fashion sense than americans and don't act like five year olds on crack. I don't know how any person who is american can call our accents at least we don't act like we're buzzing off life all the damn time! And we don't have a president called Bush...eyes out for you! I don't actually have anything against americans but this pissed me off!
Random american: Dude, like oh my God that was like totally awesome!!!!!
Random england person: I'm buzzing for you.
Random england person: I'm buzzing for you.
by Borris the buttfucking britain September 5, 2008
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Oh no, the English are playing, get ready for all the English-Monkeys to start fighting again after their team loses.
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