small ears

having small ears renders you incapable to hearing things. Small ears are ugly.

Timothy has extremely small ears.

by timsajoo January 5, 2009

ear licker

Incestious offspring who has deformities for the very same reason.

If you are from Ripon, you could be an ear licker

by Adz November 21, 2003

both earrings

Left ear is gay. Right ear is okay for the most part. Both is rather Normal

He has Both earrings and he is cutez

by Stephen Wardell Curry August 27, 2018

Ear Stain

When you say a cuss word such as fuck, cunt, bitch, etc or an inappropriate phrase that is over heard by a toddler who then repeats it to someone else.

Toddler: Fuck you, daddy!
Dad: What the fuck?! What motherfucker has ear stained you with such language?!
Toddler: You did!
Dad: FUCK YOU NO I DIDN'T I'M GETTING A DIVORCE

by JakAttak May 26, 2009

Ear porn

Literally every song by the Beatles

*grabs tissues, live, phone*

*types in Beatles albums*

Now this is the real stuff.

It's free ear porn

by Ronald McDonald bigmac23 April 20, 2019

Ear Shots

Consuming a shot of cheap liquor that has been poured into another persons ear, then sucking it out.

Man, I was so drunk last night, I started taking ear shots out of this one girl's ear.

by Innocent bystander at a party August 1, 2009

Cheesin' from ear to ear

Styling from head to toe
Excellent; wonderful

Man, that gerrrl be cheesin' from ear to ear

by The Chow Man October 21, 2004