A Druffel is someone who is mostly tall and skinny and gets lots of girl. Usually Druffel’s have small skinny dick and can’t find a girl that is loyal enough to stay with him for more than 2 weeks. Sadly Druffel’s don’t end up losing their virginity until they are in their late 40’s.
Friend:Hey man you look sad what’s wrong.
Druffel: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me for a guy that had a bigger dick than me.
Friend: What? Why I thought you had a big dick.
Druffel: Of course not I’m a fucking DRUFFEL!!
Druffel: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me for a guy that had a bigger dick than me.
Friend: What? Why I thought you had a big dick.
Druffel: Of course not I’m a fucking DRUFFEL!!
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