Complex Multiversal Disorder

A CMD is when one or more universes experience a disorder including one, two, or no entities.

Bob: Hey John, have you seen my phone?
John: Uhh... I think its expiriencing a Complex Multiversal Disorder.

by olek0 July 15, 2022

Goofy mood disorder

Goofy/ Silly mood Disorder (G/SMD) People who suffer from a serious Disorder that make them uncontrollably Goofy in terms of: „making fun, being quirky etc.“

Often gets misinterpreted as being rude but the real people are the ones who suffer from it Pascal! >:(

A: Lmao you look like youre not getting loved…- B: Thats rude :( .—A: I have as being defined Goofy mood disorder I cant help it…-B: oh my bad

by Geeenio February 19, 2023

Jae Personality Disorder

A disorder discovered by Jazmin Ann Mary Jae Bae Langley Soryu De Souza which is similar to Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), a mental disorder characterized by unstable moods, behavior, and relationships.
Similar to BPD, JPD has erratic behavior such as selfharm, mood swings, highs and lows, narcissistic and gay episodes, delusions, hallucinations, drugs, and obsessions.

If experiencing symptoms of JPD please let your professional therapist or psychiatrist know. JPD is dangerous and can result in permanent brain damage 🤓☝️

“omg you have Jae Personality Disorder … you’re so hot.”

by jaenalbeadfan123 January 13, 2023

AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.

Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live

by Aids-Pooting-Awareness-Club May 26, 2023

Post IB Stress Disorder (PISD)

Post IB Stress Disorder, or PISD, is a short period of time after finishing IB, the International Baccalaureate, which manifests as: intense irrational stress, nightmares, delusions, and traumatic episodes which resemble the feeling of having more exams or IAs due in a short amount of time.

Paul: Oh man, I had a horrific nightmare last night… I dreamt I had an exam this morning and I wasn’t prepared.
Nicole: Shi you probably have Post IB Stress Disorder (PISD).

by v4peandt1ttiesman123 May 30, 2023

Obssesive Blick Disorder

A mental disorder where one wants to act hood and play with guns when they grew up in a nice and peaceful surburban area with their mom and dad. (OBD)

Basketball players Ja Morant and Mikey Williams have Obssesive Blick Disorder.

by JucoLegend.org June 16, 2023

compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.

-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder

by dildo777 October 18, 2023