dis

A commonly used shortcut for the word "this", regularly used by those low-key people who are too lazy to even string up 4 letters in a word.
God did not forbid you to take an extra second out of your chatting sessions to spell properly!

Guy: Wow, dis picture is good!
Grammar Nazi: FOR THE LAST TIME ALBERT, IT'S "THIS".

by PokemonNoobLvl1 April 24, 2017

Dis

This

Dis here

by Illuminatus Productions November 29, 2017

dis

A public and socially calculated rejection of a sexually forward female by a male.

"Whoa man, that skank was all over your nuts and you just totally dissed her."

by takarakujiniatatta March 15, 2010

Dis

From gaming, from the 2000's common slang in clans, and represents a confirmation.

Dis is a abbreviaton for "This is (so) true!" with misspelling/grammar intended.

Statement: "Dat player is so good!"
Friends: "Dis!"

Statement: "He owned him!"

Reply: "DIS!"

by MrBoof May 03, 2021

Friends with dis-benefits

When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.

Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.

by Adrian666 September 16, 2022

dis shii dumb

Means something is not fun and it’s actually retarded and a waste of time.

Dis shii dumb I hate math

by Yomainbich October 17, 2017

discepolo di 049

Discepolo di 049, also known as a particular disciple of 049, is another staff member of a game and uses a cursed emoji that I won't talk about, but anyway, he's weird because sometimes he talks about sussy stuff (not usually) and sometimes is just fucked up I don't know. If you meet him, I can do nothing except good luck to you.

"Hey, you know Disciple of 049?"

"No, shut up."

Discepolo di 049 is a guy that he can become "immortal" only on a discord server lol.

by Zeorn May 26, 2022