usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.
Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
by truth999 March 15, 2017
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When you masturbate in your car on a bridge, and right before you finish, you walk to the railing and finish on all the unexpected cars below.
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When you and at least four of your friends carve a pit into the ground and defecate into it, then proceed to mud wrestle in the resulting pile of excrement
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by Thahash May 15, 2022
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