the deli hammer

fisting using mayonaise as the primary lubricant

the deli hammer gave me this ecoli infection

by oscar meyer69 November 27, 2010

academic delirium

The excited, confused, inappropraite state of mind a medical student reaches during finals time. It is a syndrome of acute onset characterized by uncontrollable gchating, youtubing, facebooking, google+ing, sneaking food in the library, as well as an exponential increase in the amount of breaks to "make peepees", due to caffeine overdosing. The syndrome can be aggravated by accelerated medical school programs of the caribbean nature. In this case, those affected, rather than actively working on a tan, are working on a DVT directly correlated to sitting on a desk for 22 hours straight. Complete resolution and healing is expected within 7-10 days post examination. Recovery is accelerated by alcohol, sleeping, stuffing one's face with food, and avoiding all direct and indirect contact with studyproducts and the such. Condition is highly infectious.

Frederica: What time are you going home?
Me: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....... Academic delirium currently in progress...............have to get through another 86 hours of adaboobies, yakaboots, pandybear, and da beevs. Wanna get another coffee?

by gigglemonsterinthehouse August 17, 2011

collateral deliciousness

When the sauce or toppings from one food fall onto another increasing the latter’s appeal.

The excessive amount of ketchup on my burger spilled out onto my fries, a case of collateral deliciousness.

by LittleO'Me September 10, 2011

cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Luther Delacroix

Finest Jungkook F/c On Krp .

Luther Delacroix ; Thy homie should neva snitch on thy homies chick because thy homie was out smashing anotha bitch "
- nigglations 13:50

by Jungquavious ! March 16, 2021

post-mortem delivery

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.

In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Ur fetus a deletus

The world destroyer of worst words, even greater than 'ur mum gay', 'ur dad lesbian', 'ur granny a tranny', 'ur grandpap a trap', 'ur sister a mister', and 'ur brother a mother'. Only to be used in the most dire sitiluations.

Dave: ur mum gay lol
Franklin: no u
Dave: ur dad lesbian
Franklin: ur granny a tranny
Dave: ur grandpap a trap
Franklin: ur sister a mister
Dave: ur brother a mother
Franklin: ur fetus a deletus
Dave: *features first in top ten anime betrayals*

by Ball balls March 29, 2018