David Lee

One of the most underrated players in the NBA, probably best player on the Knicks along with Curry and Frye, one of the few players in the NBA to average a double-double (and the only to do it while coming off the bench), the best American-born white player in the NBA (sorry Kirk), and a god to Knick fans.

Knick fan: David Lee is god!
Idiot Bulls fan: No, Kirk Hinrich is! lol
*Knicks fans gather and smite dumbass Bulls fan for blasphemy*

by DLee42 January 28, 2007

David Blowie

when a girl dresses like david bowie from the 80's and gives you a blow job

Dude me and my girl watched Labyrinth last night, and then she gave me a David Blowie

by 80's bowie May 9, 2010

David attenbruh

The greatest meme documentary maker

I watched the latest David attenbruh documentary

by MACANDCHEESEMAN77 January 27, 2021

David Goyette

The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!

David Goyette brings food on the last day of school!

by Lexi Mollison June 5, 2013

David Bragd

David Bragd also known as David Brugd likes "mjukisbyxor". He is also called Ashnee by a autistic creature called Bavid Belsin

Normie: "Whomst is David Bragd?"
Bavid Belsin: "Brugden gillar mjukisbyxor"

by BautisticBarelse February 14, 2018

The David effect

When someone gets cuter in a matter of seconds

Asia:that boy is so cute
Kylie: no eww he's ugly

5 seconds later
Kylie: OMG he got so much cuter
Asia: I call this a case of the David effect

by KylienAsia July 6, 2016

David Tian

A literal person who loves sarcasm and is a literal radish god

David Tian, your almighty radish god

by I LUV NAMES April 1, 2022