David Lee

One of the most underrated players in the NBA, probably best player on the Knicks along with Curry and Frye, one of the few players in the NBA to average a double-double (and the only to do it while coming off the bench), the best American-born white player in the NBA (sorry Kirk), and a god to Knick fans.

Knick fan: David Lee is god!
Idiot Bulls fan: No, Kirk Hinrich is! lol
*Knicks fans gather and smite dumbass Bulls fan for blasphemy*

by DLee42 January 28, 2007

David Blowie

when a girl dresses like david bowie from the 80's and gives you a blow job

Dude me and my girl watched Labyrinth last night, and then she gave me a David Blowie

by 80's bowie May 9, 2010

David attenbruh

The greatest meme documentary maker

I watched the latest David attenbruh documentary

by MACANDCHEESEMAN77 January 27, 2021

David Tian

A literal person who loves sarcasm and is a literal radish god

David Tian, your almighty radish god

by I LUV NAMES April 1, 2022

David Reale

The guy who played Glen Coco in Mean girls.

Guy: Who played Glen Coco?
Girl: David Reale

4 for you Glen coco, YOU GO GLEN COCO!!

by urmom456 March 12, 2013

The David effect

When someone gets cuter in a matter of seconds

Asia:that boy is so cute
Kylie: no eww he's ugly

5 seconds later
Kylie: OMG he got so much cuter
Asia: I call this a case of the David effect

by KylienAsia July 6, 2016

David Dennett

David Dennett is one of the coolest and most guapo Spanish teachers ever. He is 6'8 and very good at taekwondo. He is very kind but will be direct when needed. He is married so don't even think about it. trust me I've already tried. He teaches me lot of Spanish and he also is teaching me how to become a better student and a better man. I owe my life to David. H is a god among humans and nothing stands in his way of ruling the world. You must worship him by the year 2043 or else you will be cast from this earth into the gates of hell itself. Fear for your life, for there is no mercy in a world ruled by David.

*2043*
David: "I am David Dennett and you WILL worship me !!"
Foolish human: "No way!"
*David dropkicks him to hell*
David: "Think twice about that one."
Wise human: "I will worship you and give you my life!"
*wise human leans over to friend*
Wise human: "I sure wouldn't want to mess with David Dennett."

by meanpeen1212 June 6, 2019