step dad

Okay, A step dad or step father is someone who is a asshole or jerkoff they think once they move in after the real dad is gone, they have all the say so around the house. They make you do pathetic chores around the house they claim to own. They often yell and cut you down or cut your real father down so they look better. Personally, I think they suck and need to get they're head kicked in.
billy: "you suck so much..my dad is so much better then you"

step dad bill: "billy, go mow the lawn and when you finish that, you need to chop wood for the stove! i call the shots around here buster!"

billy: "yeah yeah..fuck you"
by motelrooms July 27, 2006
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Thanks Dad!

Using some form of payment that is in your parents name (credit card, cash, etc) to purchase items you don't need, but want.
Oh man, I really needed this new computer to play video games on, Thanks Dad!
by WrathRE February 03, 2011
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Dad trolling

Lying to your children because it's funny.
Wow, nice dad trolling. I told Anna that that snow is just Jesus is real. Loler-skates...
by JackClandestine November 26, 2010
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dad rock

Dad rock is defined as the genre of music that is listened to uniquely by fathers, not grandfathers or children or mothers (though mothers may have adapted survival strategies to tolerate or ignore dad rock music). To be a dad rocker, you must own albums by all of the following three defining bands of the dad rock genre: Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers, Phill Collins, and Sting. Dad rock is most commonly heard blasting out of cameros, el caminos, vans, and large trucks on cassette or from the home on vinyl or, occassionaly, compact disc.
The triangle of dad rock power consists of Phill Collins and Sting making up the base corners with Tom Petty at the apex. Within the triangle, you can expect to find other artists, though we hestitate to define them here.
by Josh Ramaris September 21, 2005
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Boat dad

Guy who wears loafers without shoes with khakis with a polo all the time. He may also have a wife that spends all his money shopping at Talbots or Charter Club. Typically he is a republican. He may or may not have a yacht, but feels the need to project that he does at all times. Usually these actions are born out of a deep sense of both inferiority and a need for self importance.
Guy 1: I wish that guy would get that smug look off his face, who does he think he is with those expensive khakis and boat shoes? We're not on a dock here!

Guy 2: I heard he lost all his money in a bad business deal. He's broke! He's a real boat dad.
by dfed82 August 10, 2009
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dad-hater

one that thinks his dad will never give chance to him/her to suceed in family business for reason that his/her dad thinks he/she is a green horn even though he/she is more capable.
The family business is going down the brink caused by the constant disagreement between the self-made man and his dad-hater son.
by Arnold P. Sierra July 12, 2003
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bald dad

something that you yell to a father when driving by him on the street if he is bald and with his children
*drives by a father without any hair.
BALD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!
by phenompyrus April 20, 2004
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