the douchiest douchebag consists of a white boy who claims to be very straight but is evidently not. all he wears is patagonia, boat shoes, birkenstocks, nike hats and rip n dip; and if you don’t wear these brands, he will, and i mean WILL, shit on you. he plays soccer but not for the school team— just in high school but still snapchat’s the boys every day about how not just saturday, but every day is for the boys. however, never is he ever truly with the boys. he is always chillin with the sistas. joggers are a must, he claims to be the best drunk in town, however, he is worse than a thirteen year old who’s parents have left for the night and had three shots of the oldest whiskey in the house and claims to be HAMMERED. he will hatch match any female and then flex when he wins. but if any man who tries to hatch match, he cowers in fear, says “nah not this week”. he snorts creatine. says he is going to quit juuling but still fiends pods. his BMI is zero. it’s a challenge being his friend because despite all of this, you love him to death, and he’s actually a pretty great friend. he’s fun to make fun of, but he is always there for you and makes you laugh all the time. you love the douchey douchebag because even though he’s a wreck, he’s still a good guy at the bottom of it all and he has good intentions.
by thegalofthetown October 1, 2019
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Bob: So i was like in this area where no one was and then like it was totally dark and i was totally freaked!
John: This guy's such a loser!
Ted: I know, what a douchebaggot!
John: This guy's such a loser!
Ted: I know, what a douchebaggot!
by Finlay2 July 6, 2007
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Young upper class boy,usually a twin,often associated with anal sex,enjoys listening to George Michael,Frequents School in Blackrock College in Dublin and can be located in the Steam Room or Fudge Packaging Factory,Normally accompanied by one or more "friends" who often have online names representing sexual innuendos e.g. Kev69 or Backdoorslutimmy,Listens also to "gay Rock" such as the Band green Day who are also Douchebags, Would describe himself as Big if asked to sum himself up in one word,and Claims to have an extra mediumed size penis,usually the twin of "the Douchebag" is far superior although is a raging homosexual and does things like not going out on new year's eve,The twin also dabbles in anal sex,To sum it up all that can really be said about a Douchebag is that he is a Douchebag!
Shut up Douchebag!
by Kev69 January 4, 2007
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Douchebag1: let's go douchebagging douchebag2!
Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!
Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!
by Samui Kitsune December 29, 2007
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"Hey! Nice Douchebag!, is that from Urban Outfitters?"
"Look at that douchebag! It freaking 90 degrees out."
"Look at that douchebag! It freaking 90 degrees out."
by itto August 10, 2008
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