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The Jelly Donut

(Noun): when a guy takes a jelly donut and fucks a girl then cums in the donut and gives it to the girl to eat....

reccomended for fat girls
"Dude, i totally gave that girl the jelly donut last night!"
by cofcchubbychaser November 4, 2009
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cake donut

hey do you want a cake donut?
No! they are the most disgusting food in the world!!!!
by krispy kremessssssssssss August 23, 2011
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low donut

A midget that is a lesbian.
Carmelita and Josefina, two lesbians, were discussing their taste in women over coffee at the Big Clit Cafe one morning. Josefina prefers tall, bulldyke amazon women whereas Carmelita has a taste for petite low donuts when it comes to her women.
by pdobrinen September 17, 2008
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herts donut

familierized by family guy a punch to the face
peter:"wanna herts donut"boy:"sure"PUNCH!!!!!
peter:herts donut
by Dorian barcelo December 17, 2008
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Bleeding Donut

When you've had way too much hot sauce for your own good and your ass is bleeding from shitting so much. It is also so inflamed that if you were to shit just one more time you may end up in reconstructive rectum surgery.
Julie: are you ok? you've been shitting for about half an hour now, do you need an ambulance?

Damian: I ate way too many burritos last night, I swear i have a bleeding donut right now
by JulieLafleur March 18, 2010
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Jelley Donut

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, and then punching your patner in the mouth so that the blood mixes with the semen and creates a jelley like apperance.
dude, she kept rubbing her teeth on my junk, so when i came i repaid her with a jelley donut.
by Maximus Eroticas July 5, 2011
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Pocket-Donut

The Pocket Donut is your emergency food, stashed in your pocket, while having origins in a Boston Cream Donut, any food can now suffice as a pocket donut, but pastries are preferred.
"I'm not buying the movie theater candy, I brought my Pocket-Donut"

"I'm famished, I can't believe I forgot to pack a pocket donut."
by MadMuse November 8, 2014
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