Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021

Digestancy

So your hoe been slobbing on your knob for a while now and you about to erupt. You blow your man juice and she swallows, and the deed is done. As she digests the baby making juice, a bit of the protein rich fluid escapes the small intestine and instead drips into her cooch, fertilizing her crops. In 9 months, you both will welcome a surprise. Congrats (or maybe good luck)...

Stoney: Yo Bro, hows the baby making business?

Aaron Nola: Dude I think we having another kid. My wife just experienced Digestancy last night. When a girl wants to have a baby, her body will make it happen one way or another. I didn’t even crop dust her from the underside...

Stoney: Dude that’s crazy. You’re a legend, and I one day hope to be 25% as cool as you. I always knew you had a nasty fastball, but I guess you hit her with the cutter and it dripped through her intestines.

by Stoney69 May 1, 2021

digest the disease

when you take your mask off and digest the "Government-19"

'people take the mask off, its a leveling population disease put out by the federal government, please demask immediately and "DIGEST THE DISEASE"

by it ok it the end May 6, 2021

dieserpan

A boring straight guy, who always deletes his youtube accounts, when it gets succesful.

Wow, he is really boring... What a dieserPan.

by Orphis June 18, 2021

dimes

i have no idea but theres two of chinatown / LES where “dimes” is the contemporary friendly haunts.

yes i am going to dimes square

by @annnnnnnnnnnnr June 30, 2021

Dimes will get you dollars

Glib way of saying "There is a high probability that..." It doesn't make too much sense if you think about the way gambling odds work, but I didn't create it; I just report it.

Dimes will get you dollars that his car will break down before he gets there.

Dimes will get you dollars that she doesn't really want to change jobs.

by Al Benedict June 30, 2021

diesectomephia

(N) When the body slowly starts to deteriorate over time. Organ by organ, body part by body part. A person diagnosed with this disease usually has 6 more months to live until the body is done.

Oh my god…i have diesectomephia….

by Phd Dr. Heba June 30, 2021