David

The definition of a kanker mogool, wears nike tracksuits all the time and has neither eyebrows nor hair.

Die kanker clannie lijkt echt op een david.
That amazing person looks like a David to me.

by Afiiwodygbynsh November 29, 2021

David

A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)

Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
…..

by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 29, 2021

David

David is the kind of guy that you always want to be around. He's always super funny and a joy to talk to. He's cool with whatever anyone wants to do and can make a bad day a good one. I also heard that he has a HUGE cock.

"David makes me so happy whenever I see him"

by PoluxL December 2, 2021

David

Is a literal fucking faggot

That dude is such a David.

by Cumondavid December 6, 2021

David

He is the best person in the worldddddddddddddddddd.

Sussy: Hey, your rude.
David: You talkin to yourself?

by Gerald Apricot December 6, 2021

David

Sexy ass nigga with a fat ass

Wow david so sexy

by Kemdjemdms December 7, 2021

david

If your name is david, then Karina/Alexandra/Alessandra would be the perfect match for you!
Or if you have a male preference, you should try dating Alex/Danny/Daniel!
If your name is David, you are most likely an Aries or a Cancer.

"karina, my name is david, that means we're soulmates!"
"tf"

by iqiiqiqjmsbw December 9, 2021