Clutter butter

A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.

Woah, your crib's rife with so much clutter butter, you could spread that shit on toast!

by TrippinPimp420 April 3, 2021

cunter

when hunter piss's you off you call him cunter.

he's being a cunter right now

by the real dababy 69 May 4, 2021

clutter

Something that is unused and disorganized.

"BTW for something to be "clutter" it has to be unused and disorganized. Nothing in my studio qualifies. There's methods to the madness."

by EposVox June 29, 2021

Clutter

All parts of the human vulva excluding the clitoris.

Yeah, they didn’t know what they were doing. They thought they were hitting the spot, but there were just scratching the clutter up with their hangnail.

by Kitten’s Daddy July 14, 2021

clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.

wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!

by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021

cluttersk

An amazing fanpage who spends a-lot of time on their videos and

deserves all her followers and likes! Follow her!

Cluttersk is a amazing fanpage so follow her 😩

by Cluttersk October 3, 2021

Cunterrol

Using female based insight and efficiency to solve problems in a direct fashion.

After seeing the disorganized situation at the PTA meeting, Jana decided to cunterrol by taking the microphone and running the agenda; the meeting was completed in 5 minutes.

by mombomb50 October 14, 2021