Dusty Musty Crusty

Someone who lives in crusty crib and is dusty and musty

Hello Ellion Lindholm ur are Dusty musty crusty

by Professor Dusty June 13, 2022

Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

by ISadlyHaveNoLife February 23, 2016

Crusty Flatbread

When a girl got no ass, but you eat it out anyway.

Yo, that lady got some crusty flatbread, I think it's time to snack.

by Sindrom September 30, 2022

Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

by stripeddinosaur October 07, 2021

Crusty Rocket

Pulling out the penis of a vagina and it to be covered in dry, flaky vaginal secretion.

I finished with a crusty rocket by the end of the night.

by scabbylips October 21, 2015

Nasty crusty dusty

used in a sentence to call someone ugly/sewage water

Ew! He is Nasty crusty dusty!

by chase . March 26, 2021

Crusty Cupid

When your knuckle deep in a girl and whipe your eye and get an eye infection a day later.

I was hooking up with a girl and after I finger banged her I whipped my eye, the next day I noticed my eye was infected and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid:

by Dgomez96 January 12, 2019