Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.

When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.

Crotch Crunchier by mojoroach June 16, 2011

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

crotch mullet by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

crotch burrito 

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.

Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

crotch burrito by queinteresante September 5, 2011

Crotch Pit 

see TAINT

" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."

Crotch Pit by cragain May 27, 2012

crotch five 

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.

He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.

crotch five by GoAaN October 24, 2012

crotch knot 

Referring to the male genitalia.

He punched me in my crotch knot.

crotch knot by gaysensualist October 25, 2012

crotch rob 

To take someone else's crotch without consent, in a sexual manner.

"I am going to crotch rob the shit out of you!"

crotch rob by Kimbalikessimba February 21, 2013