Cheeky Chonker

When someone is being exteremly cheeky, to the point that the chekiness fills up their body and become chonky.

Guy 1: dude! Jeff yesterday managed to sneak snaks into the cinema by pretending he was pregnant!

Guy 2: what a cheeky chonker!

by danfior02 April 2, 2019

max conklin

a very sweet man who loves to cuddle with then homies. he may have a chode, but its still satifcatory

I love max Conklin, hes so hot

by DaTingGoesSkrrrraaaaaa February 14, 2020

Sean Conklin

A bigoted homophobic, transphobic, mysoginistic, racist, sexist, alt-right, bully, fat-shaming person

Sean Conklin is an opp

by King Ktulu July 16, 2020

Big Chonkgus

A bigger and chonkier version of the animated cartoon character Bugs Bunny.

Big Chungus sucks in comparison to BIg Chonkgus

by Ashley but epic September 6, 2020

weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.

“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”

by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020

captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.

"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"

by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020

Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021