cream pie

where a man comes inside a man or woman without a condom. often people with breeding kinks like to cream pie/ get cream pied. getting a cream pie feels really good

bro 1: dude i cream pied stacy last night
bro 2: sick was it good
bro 1: you have no idea dude she was so tight and when i creampied in her she loosened a little just how i like it
bro 2: ... so you wanna threesome anytime soon?
bro 1: sure dude stacy's too good not to share

by bighugemassivejuicywobblytits April 8, 2021

Yeast Cream

Insult of 2008. Modern answer to the overused douchebag. Also commonly spelled yeast creme.

"Dude, why are you being such a Yeast Cream?"

"You're as nasty as Yeast Cream on toast."

by Kiddyphenil06 October 12, 2008

Cleveland Creamer

Exactly the same as the "Cleveland Steamer" except the shitter has diarrhea.

Greg was sleeping on Spencer's bed and Mike gave him a Cleveland Creamer. Now Spencer has to wash his sheets, Greg just licked it off.

by CS1929 February 22, 2011

Steveland Creamer

Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"

by BalderdashBrewer November 12, 2013

Maple creamie

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015

bloody cream pie

A bloody cream pie is when you throw your load on a fire crotch to create a hot mess.

Max threw his load on Jane’s fire crotch which created a bloody cream pie for later.

by Gym Baag November 26, 2017

Banjo Cream

you know.............. you know..............

All that banjo cream got a nigga slippin and slidin all over the place

by BanjoCream May 25, 2018