carrot eater

Synonymous with "Yankee" in the South
a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you're not rich out the ass, usually "old money"
they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. They're bout the dumbest summabitches on the planet.
Everybody in the South hates them. Especially the working class.
You know you're a carrot-eater when you pronounce Appalachia "Ah-puh-LAY-shuh"

Francine Bullingshire: Oh look, sweetie! Muffins my darling Pomeranian made a doody!
Any normal, well-rounded non-asshole: Damn bunch of carrot-eaters. Get a real dog.

by mountain woman February 15, 2004

carroll hawkins

kid in my school that smells like gerbils and deadfish

carroll hawkins is named after carroll o'connor

by Das Good July 30, 2008

carrot day

That day of nice weather in the long term weather forecast that never seems to get any closer then five days away.

Carrot day is now next Tuesday.

by Gene M April 30, 2008

Carrogance

being so enamoured with your new car that you've turned into an arrogant twat. (e.g. driving around and thinking "none of these cars are anywhere near as nice as my car.")

Her carrogance was really starting to annoy me.

by Scarlett-373 May 14, 2014

Carrot

Long orange thing

Woah !!! Look at that carrot !!!

by Methflixandchill November 10, 2015

Carrot

The corporate watchdog

Those carrot cunts are watching me

by Assassin75 January 15, 2016

Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.

That guy is obviously a carrot top

by Haybale June 16, 2017