v; The act of cuddling, snuggling or hugging an unwilling participant to the point where it feels like a form of punishment. The word is derived from a combination of the definitions of corporal punishment and cuddle and may be applied to any situation where Person A wants to cuddle or hug but Person B does not.
More often than not, corporal cuddling occurs after sex, where the Female wants to cuddle or spoon and talk about their feelings and the Male just wants to go to sleep. Sometimes the roles can be reversed, but this is an extremely rare event. However, this definition can also apply to anyone that does not want to be hugged, spooned or touched for any reason.
More often than not, corporal cuddling occurs after sex, where the Female wants to cuddle or spoon and talk about their feelings and the Male just wants to go to sleep. Sometimes the roles can be reversed, but this is an extremely rare event. However, this definition can also apply to anyone that does not want to be hugged, spooned or touched for any reason.
"Did you see that emo ? He's corporal cuddling everyone in sight."
"I hate my roommate! He starts arguments with me and then tries to corporal cuddle me to 'make up'! Uggggh! I don't wanna touch that kid!"
"My girlfriend is corporal cuddling me every time we have sex. I wish she'd just shut up and go to sleep or something. lol"
"I hate my roommate! He starts arguments with me and then tries to corporal cuddle me to 'make up'! Uggggh! I don't wanna touch that kid!"
"My girlfriend is corporal cuddling me every time we have sex. I wish she'd just shut up and go to sleep or something. lol"
by Alycia H. April 20, 2008
Get the corporal cuddling mug.Corporations in 3rd world countries pay on average 500-800% of the income people are making there. These companies build factories there because they can pay less for labor than they would in America, meaning they in turn can charge lower prices, and sell more. By the same token, the workers who work in them don't do so to help the company, but because it's 5-8 times the money they would make at the next best alternative.
Voluntarily entered agreement to mutual benefit...the alternative is to take the Susan Sarandon approach (that is, legislate the jobs there out of existence..."better they starve"). The entire reason a company would go halfway across the world is because it's cheaper...using government Force to Coerce people into paying American wages will not mean the people there will be making more money...the companies simply won't build plants there (how could they afford to pay more for wages and for shipping? and why would any person do that?)
Bottom line, companies do not exist to provide jobs and wages. Wal-Mart does not sell bread to me for $X because I want it for that price...they offer it because the $X is more valuable to them than the bread. By the same token, I don't exist to provide income to Wal-Mart. I don't shop at Wal-Mart because it needs my money...I buy the bread because I value the bread more than my $X. But at the end of the day, each of us can only OFFER the other our property...neither can coerce the other; we each have the power to refuse the deal and walk away.
The situation is no different in India. A company can show up and build a factory, open the doors, and OFFER to pay people X. If X is worth more than their labor (which it surely will be if it's 5-8 times more than they're making now), they may choose to accept the deal. Just as the company has no right to Force people to work for them (or to order them to work under certain conditions), the individuals have no right to Force the company to hire them or employ them under certain conditions.
(As a side note, whenever a company opens a new factory over there, people typically beat down the doors to get such "low paying" jobs...they offer bribes to the employers, offer to pay their first month's salary in return for securing a job for a family member, etc. What we consider low paying here is actually an opportunity few of them would ever see, as it is more than any other place there pays them.)
Voluntarily entered agreement to mutual benefit...the alternative is to take the Susan Sarandon approach (that is, legislate the jobs there out of existence..."better they starve"). The entire reason a company would go halfway across the world is because it's cheaper...using government Force to Coerce people into paying American wages will not mean the people there will be making more money...the companies simply won't build plants there (how could they afford to pay more for wages and for shipping? and why would any person do that?)
Bottom line, companies do not exist to provide jobs and wages. Wal-Mart does not sell bread to me for $X because I want it for that price...they offer it because the $X is more valuable to them than the bread. By the same token, I don't exist to provide income to Wal-Mart. I don't shop at Wal-Mart because it needs my money...I buy the bread because I value the bread more than my $X. But at the end of the day, each of us can only OFFER the other our property...neither can coerce the other; we each have the power to refuse the deal and walk away.
The situation is no different in India. A company can show up and build a factory, open the doors, and OFFER to pay people X. If X is worth more than their labor (which it surely will be if it's 5-8 times more than they're making now), they may choose to accept the deal. Just as the company has no right to Force people to work for them (or to order them to work under certain conditions), the individuals have no right to Force the company to hire them or employ them under certain conditions.
(As a side note, whenever a company opens a new factory over there, people typically beat down the doors to get such "low paying" jobs...they offer bribes to the employers, offer to pay their first month's salary in return for securing a job for a family member, etc. What we consider low paying here is actually an opportunity few of them would ever see, as it is more than any other place there pays them.)
The fact that even the "poor" in America on average own clothes, radios, TVs, at least 1 CAR, phones, air conditioning, a dishwasher, and a multitude of other conveniences that the "better off" in countries can only dream of owning is the result of (semi) Free, unCoerced interaction with one another...and corporations are an incredibly efficient way for entrepreneurs to team together and invest capital to create more products, wealth, and job opportunities than anything else in all of history.
www.capmag.com if you want to learn about Freedom and Individual Rights (which go hand in hand)
www.capmag.com if you want to learn about Freedom and Individual Rights (which go hand in hand)
by tb11 April 22, 2004
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The Branch of the US Armed Forces that almost requires less intellectual ability than working at a place like McDonald's, yet is very physically demanding, and requires honor, courage, and commitment.
I didn't score very well on the ASVAB, so I can't get into the Navy or Air Force, but I'm in great physical shape, and I want to be where the action is, so I'll join the Marine Corps.
by Lance Ekaj March 5, 2012
Get the Marine Corps mug.Whoever wrote definition 20 is ignorant and immature. I do know that every branch (yes, even Army.. in fact mostly Army) will talk shit on every other branch.. but here we go.. about the jumping out of planes shit, I'd do it if I had the option. Yes, all Marines know how to fight, we all know how to shoot, we are trained to fire a rifle in bootcamp dipshit. Hence the saying "Every Marine is a rifleman first.", we DO in fact end up staying awake for days at a time with maybe an hour of sleep and two MRE's.. that's the Crucible, also in bootcamp. Our Drill Instructors don't cuss, what the fuck is wrong with your head?? We were FOUNDED in a BAR... we talk like Sailors... and they're known for their choice of words, sure we have female recruits trained at Parris Island, that's because we don't have bootcamps all over the country like the Army.
Oh, we do patrol with heavy rucks, usually more than 60lbs... again.. in BOOTCAMP.. Sorry, it's true that Marine infantry is better than regular Army infantry, it's our training. It's the truth. I'm not being biased at all. The Corps doesn't need your opinion.
Oh, we do patrol with heavy rucks, usually more than 60lbs... again.. in BOOTCAMP.. Sorry, it's true that Marine infantry is better than regular Army infantry, it's our training. It's the truth. I'm not being biased at all. The Corps doesn't need your opinion.
Individuals will talk shit on other branches, it will always happen, it isn't just the Marine Corps.
Don't talk shit on an ENTIRE branch. Individuals make the decisions to be ignorant.
Don't talk shit on an ENTIRE branch. Individuals make the decisions to be ignorant.
by sicdisaster January 13, 2011
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by v3Fusion July 12, 2003
Get the corpseknocker mug.the new system of world politics, which began in the late 19th century, where corporations define, institute and essentially own the political structure of our world, usually twisting it to make easy profits.
Down with corpratics!
by Justinian April 5, 2004
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