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wiener sockie wockies
"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.
by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017
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Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse
Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.
by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018
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<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.
Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.
by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020
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condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
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Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Condom Sewer

Another name for a rectum that sees a lot of penetrative sex, with or without a condom. Typically reserved for gay males but could be used for females/trans/non-binary etc.
I took on 4 guys last night, I’m such a condom sewer.
by Cam the mofuckin jam September 26, 2023
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