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Condom

Shit my condom lemme go get it real quick then we'll make sex with no mistakes~
by uhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuuuuhuhuhuhuhuh December 2, 2023
mugGet the Condommug.

lead condom

What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.
'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'
by small nuts April 20, 2017
mugGet the lead condommug.

Condom Snorting

Condom snorting is when one person (typically stupid teenager) snorts a condom up their nose and pulls it out of their mouth. This was a popular challenge in 2013.
Alen did the Condom Snorting challenge and choked
by Mr.Clean 44 April 3, 2018
mugGet the Condom Snortingmug.
a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
by yessysir March 21, 2024
mugGet the how much cum can a condom holdmug.

Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.
He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*
by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013
mugGet the Condom-platedmug.

Condom

I'm keeping my babies safe witha condom
by That guy in the dark alleyway November 18, 2019
mugGet the Condommug.

condom

A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.

Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.

Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.
"Damn that condom"
by Abi Hall October 21, 2018
mugGet the condommug.

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