Clusterfuck

When something is blown out of proportion. Making a mountain out of a molehill.

It's funny how a simple sneeze can turn into a.... clusterfuck. (That's right bitches, Dane Cook!)

by Munkey341750-413751 July 10, 2007

clusterpowned

to be owned by a group of people. Usually referring to a video game. Also know as double teamed,triple teamed etc..

dude u was was playing ctf (capture the flag) and I got clusterpowned by their whole team!

by charlie mcjohnas December 29, 2007

clusterfacts

Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.

Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.

by earth2kelly August 4, 2009

Clusterfuck

(n) the management strategy and architecture utilized by the Edmonton Oilers. It relies heavily on incompetence and ego and downplays traditional values like accountability and heart. To be a true clusterfuck you must be completely devoid of foresight and oblivious to the present situation. You must only focus on successes of at least 25+ years ago as merit for any and all decisions made in the present day.

"Wow, I'm glad our NHL team isn't a clusterfuck like the Oilers."

by Poor Badger December 3, 2014

Clutter Fuck

It's when you tie up someone, slit their throat and proceed to have sexual intercourse with them through the hole in their throat. Mixture of the word Clutter, as in the Clutter Family Murders, made famous in 1965 by Truman Capote's famous book, In Cold Blood. And the word Fuck, which means to have sex.

Dude, I totally Clutter Fucked this family last night.

The news said that a family was killed by Clutter Fuck last night.

by tvb311 December 19, 2015

clutters

He likes to be rude to his friends and he is very fake. He is also charming just from his fake toughness. But he will do anything for his family. If you mess with him he might come after you but he prolly won’t succeed.

Dang that clutters is a pussy ass bitch!

by Oaks nation June 10, 2018

Clusterfuck

The Metal Gear Online beta, offered for download and play by Konami which has now been restricted to Japan only after massive server failure

Dude did you try out the MGO beta?
Nah, twas a clusterfuck of epic proportions

by McTalon April 22, 2008