Clown Country

Something someone, usually a socialist, says when they're country is joke and does nothing to help it's people.

CNN: "Inspiring: 16 year old gives all of their college saving to their parent to help pay medical bills"

Commie: "America is a clown country"

by EEOPYEAP March 13, 2021

clown hole

the same thing as saying asshole...only you're not saying it. and if someone asks you what u called them... you can say "oh, nothing...just a hole full of clowns"

Your such a clown hole!!!!!

by therealchaka April 19, 2011

Clown Shoe

Used to describe some one or some thing that is useless to the point of hindering itself and others. An unnecessary addition to something that would work better without it.

Player1: Dude that guys been a real clown shoe since he joined the team.
Player2: Yah, at this rate we'll lose more games than we did last season.

or

If you weren't such a damn clown shoe I wouldn't have to fix your screw ups all the time!

by My name is Sha March 15, 2008

Clown Question

Comes from the phrase "That's a clown question, bro." which was spoken by professional baseball player Bryce Harper. It means to ask a question, that without prior knowledge on the subject makes you look like an idiot.

"Bryce are you going out for a beer after the game?"- Reporter
"I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."-Bryce
"You know he's a Mormon, right?"- PR rep to reporter

by AriGoldismyagent December 17, 2012

clown nose

when you fart in your hand and close it then cover someones nose with the hand full-a-fart

o god while i was sleeping he gave me a clown nose

by bobo the sad for uties September 24, 2005

Clown Paint

Clown paint is the period blood left on a persons face after going down on a chick who is on her period...

Dude 1: Dude...you got some clown paint on your upper lip!
Dude 2: Ya...old Suzzie forgot to tell me that aunt flo was visiting last night...I thougt something was wrong when it tasted metalic.

by Chubbs Lang March 6, 2010

clown rapist

A person who prefers having sex with clowns instead of people. Guys often pull their penis out of the clown's vagina and it is loaded with elephants semen because elephants are the ones who usually have sex with the clowns.

Anderson realized he was a clown rapist when he pulled his penis out and it was loaded with elephant giz.

by Chode McChoderson April 26, 2006