The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

Chonchitis

Venerial type affliction on one's penicular region caused by contact with an infected chonch or other pussey pussy.

Good news fella's! I hooked up with some hot chonch last night. Bad news fella's! I woke up with chonchitis. I had moist sores on my weiner.

by sofa king shocking September 1, 2010

Cheonggie

Name used to describe someone of strength, power and more importantly, someone very good in bed.

Lady 1:"Oh my god, he was amazing in bed"
Lady 2: "Ooo, a Cheonggie, huh?"
Lady 1: "That's an overstatement!"
Lady 2: "I'm sorry, I feel so ashamed.."
Lady 1: "You are forgiven, don't do it again"
Lady 2: "I swear my life on it"

by WhosTheBossIAm August 6, 2011

Caron Duncan

Sweet at first but beware ladies he plays the field no matter the consequences. Girls, guard you hearts.

My boyfriend cheated on me.
Was it Caron Duncan

by REALYITY%^%@ November 30, 2016

cheong baby

When performing anal sex on a women and a little bit of the males sperm drips into the females vagina causing the women to become pregnant then 9 month later a babe is born. Therefor creating a Cheong baby

Hey man your brother is a cheong baby

by Boner Heaven January 30, 2017

CHMON

A feeling of excitement. Usually said with vigor.

Also can be screamed by itself meaning the same as “lets fucking go”.

Typically used by Hoons and Renegade while gambling or drinking. #CHMON

Example: “CHMON! Its time to party for Kirk Korns birthday”.

by BigHoons June 26, 2018

Choncapitis

An undiagnosed, unidentifiable illness that includes sore throat, cough, runny nose, loss of appetite, laryngitis and/or headache.

I’m not feeling well but I have no idea what it is...I think I have Choncapitis

by BuffyRenae December 16, 2018