by rjrumples January 11, 2009
Get the chinese dick weedmug. when a bunch of men cum and shit in a big ball, stick a ton of naked Chinese babes to it, and roll them down the street.
Dude, I could not fall asleep last night because a ton of Chinese steam rollers were rolling down my street.
by Screamingtofu April 25, 2011
Get the Chinese steam rollermug. Closed jerk off device used by gay men. It is a bigger Chinese finger trap but used for the penis. Two gay men put their penis on either side of the Chinese Penis trap. Both penis are trapped there staring at each other. They are to then pull the trap back and forth to obtain pleasure until both shoot out the frosty stuff. Once both shot its load the trap will be slippery enough to pop the cock out.
At gayfest 08, Johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off. They also ate the cum because they are gay fucks.
by 2drnk2fck January 27, 2007
Get the Chinese Penis Trapmug. a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.
As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.
by KRHimself October 25, 2004
Get the chinese water torturemug. by GQAugust February 3, 2023
Get the Chinese spy balloonsmug. When you are getting head from your girl and the split second before you ejaculate you upper cut that bitch, resulting your dick getting bit off. That's when your jizz and blood spew out like a water fountain.
by moneymanizel$2$ June 2, 2016
Get the Chinese water fountainmug. Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.
by Fuckingright November 19, 2018
Get the chinese water dragonmug.