Charlotte Retarding

When someone does an act so retarded that calling them retarded does not fully capture the gravity of the situation.

That’s more than retarded. That’s Charlotte Retarding

by MrAutistic69 May 24, 2025

Charlotte

Charlotte is a manipulator and a fat whale.

She likes to put the blame on someone she calls her "best friend". She will talk so so so much trash behind her friends backs and to each other.

She is the fakest of fake.

Boy 1: Oh look its Charlotte
Boy 2: I don't know why people like her she's so fake

Boy 3: She will never find a man, look at her

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Girl 1: I can't believe she said that about us I have never spoken to her
Girl 2: She's just looking for drama
Girl 1: I can tell. What a bicth

by Isabellasucksdick September 30, 2025

Charlotte-bagging

Surreptitiously collecting food at a public event to bring home and snack on later.

Charon came to the Christnmas celebration and was Charlotte-bagging all the nußecke.

After this event I'm fina Charlotte-bag the hell outta the Mexican Tea Cakes.

Bro, I so hate when you show up to family supper pick up, and there's all these pineapple shalom sisters Charlotte-bagging all the kiwis.

by The.blue.flower. October 19, 2025

Charlotte <3

Charlotte is a beautiful, funny, caring and slightly strange individual. She will always have your back, support you and give you the best advice possible. Despite all that goes on in life, she perseveres through it all with inspiring strength and bravery, if you have her in your life, you should be so so grateful. Sometimes she doesn't always give herself the credit she deserves, but she really is the bestest friend a girl could ever dream of and wish for. Charlotte is the most wonderful and pure soul you will ever meet, if she's in your life, never take her for granted.

Charlotte <3 is amazing!
Charlotte is a silly goose!

by charlottes_bsf November 18, 2025

Charlotte Chili Cheeser

When a partner or acquaintance defalcates themselves (chili cheese) followed by the other partner or acquaintance placing their penis (hotdog) between the soiled butt cheeks of the other.

“I gave this girl a Charlotte chili cheeser and now I have to throw all my sheets away”

by Stunnaboygetemhollywood November 30, 2025

Charlotte hot waffle

son in law craps on moms head and husband hits it with a tennis racket

Jerry gave Tina a charlotte hot waffle because she was a little mouthy.

by dick-tater April 4, 2024

Good Charlotte

A band.
That's it.
Fuck off now

Good Charlotte sparks so much arguments on whether they are punk or not, and whether them saying they are punk is satirical or not, good LORD just look at the definitions attacking them (as said by someone who hasn't even listened to GC)...
PS: Benji Madden apparently appeared on a Tonight Alive song that you can only listen to through Vimeo. Hmm.

by 7568ino April 13, 2024