Candyman

A 40+ year old hired by the government who screws children for a living. Sexually insecure yet sly, he plots ways to lure kids into his pants. The pay is average.

Gaaaaaaaaawd DAAAMN! I wanna get fucked by the Candyman.

by King of Jing July 9, 2006

condom bubble

when the guy re-uses an old condom that already has cum in it & he doesn't put the condom on right so it makes a bubble filled with cum.
this action then results in multiple queefs.

michael didn't put the old condom on right, causing a condom bubble, so veronica kept queefing.

by veronica sarah. January 21, 2008

broken condom

STD's

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.

by Leah September 2, 2003

elaborate condom

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."

Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)

by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004

condom crapping

the art of crapcondom creation.

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!

by Fnck April 3, 2009

reusable condoms

Condums that can be used lots times wii remote covors work well as long as da trap door be closed.

I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.

by hulk hogan vampire January 17, 2010

condoment

A condominium unit that used to be an apartment; a living unit in an apartment-to-condominium conversion project.

My landlord decided to cash out so now I'm living in a condoment.

by giovannijones March 5, 2009