After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.
Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
by Dirty Chaos January 7, 2018
Get the Canadian handshakemug. when a man and a female with pubic hair bushs fuck and another woman comes over and blows on the girl thats being fucked vag and it makes a whistle sound
by supersayiantate April 18, 2010
Get the canadian whistlemug. The act of consuming massive amounts of spoiled Canadian bacon in an effort to produce explosive, vile smelling diarrhea. Once a good case of the squirts has developed, the feces is sprayed directly from the anus to the face, neck, and chest of a willing (or unwilling) partner. In this context, the word "Canadian" refers to the bacon being consumed in preparation of the act while "history" refers to the fact that the bacon is rancid and/or past it's expiration date.
You - "Whatcha eatin'?"
Me - "Some rotten Canadian bacon. I'm gonna give the ol' lady a Canadian History later on."
You - "Cool. Can I watch?"
Me - "Some rotten Canadian bacon. I'm gonna give the ol' lady a Canadian History later on."
You - "Cool. Can I watch?"
by Fathead 666 February 6, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.
"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."
by BigToadMoney April 22, 2017
Get the French Canadianmug. the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole
by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011
Get the canadian handwarmermug. n., urban gay slang:
When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.
When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.
That was one hell of a close call, Jeff. Good thing it turned out to be a Canadian Thanksgiving, eh!"
by Harry B Otch November 27, 2010
Get the Canadian Thanksgivingmug. My doctor advised me to should get checked out for the clap once he heard I had been with a Canadian woman.
by The Velvet Hammer May 13, 2006
Get the Canadian Womanmug.