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California Corn Dog

The act of growing out one's pubic hair to a length in which they can coil it around their erect penis entirely, then thrusting their penis into a woman's vagina.
"I haven't manscaped in a good 5 months, I'm ready to give the next girl I see a California Corn Dog"
by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018
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California

Liberals in California have turned the state into a shithole
by Walter_Fuego May 21, 2018
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California hot plate

Is when you take a crap on a womens chest then titty fuck her till ya bust.
Ask the old lady if she wanted to go out and eat, she said only if ya know a lkace serving up my favorite, the california hot plate to go.
by SAN FERNANDO FACE FUCK October 22, 2019
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California snickerdoodle

When a dude shits on you then you lick his nuts and then fuck his dog. Afterwards you take the shit and shove it back up asshole.
Person one:I love to do the California snickerdoodle
Person two:Wow that’s just weird dude
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Hotel California

1. A song made famous by the Eagles; one of the most recognizable songs of their career.
2. One of the few songs to give me nightmares as a child due to the imagery the song induced.
3. One of my all-time favorite songs by ANY band.

To me, the song represents a first time using drugs that goes HORRIBLY wrong.

Allow me to clarify. In the first verse, the lines "There she stood in the doorway / I heard the mission bell / And I was thinking to myself / This could be heaven or this could be hell" is where he meets the woman who introduces him to this new drug and convinces him to use it. The next lines "Then she lit up a candle / And she showed me the way" is where she actually helps him to use this drug, as he's unfamiliar with it.

In the third verse, the high takes a fast turn for the worse. "In the master's chambers / They gathered for the feast / They stab it with their steely knives / But they just can't kill the beast" marks where the hallucinations take a darker, frightening turn.

"Last thing I remember / I was running for the door" is his natural reaction of trying to escape the horror. "I had to find the passage back / To the place I was before" is the futility of trying to escape the place his mind was dragged to.

"'Relax,' said the night man / 'We are programmed to receive / You can check out any time you like / But you can never leave'" are the final lines to the song, and feed into the paranoia the drugs have induced along with the hallucination.
Hotel California gave me nightmares as a child.
by schizonephilim October 26, 2018
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California

by fred September 10, 2004
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Californication

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The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.

The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?

Source: Clint, Mar 23, 2004

^This is the proper definition which has been in use for the past 40 years!
Californicators need to grow a fucking brain.
by retards September 16, 2004
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