That makes no cotton-picking sense!
by Matthew678 May 24, 2019
Get the Cotton-picking mug.when your a dope fiend and you just lost everything you ever had in life. I mean you literally have nothing and your one step away from sucking dick for your next issue. You take the last cotton you used and add water hoping and praying you satisfy your desperate attempt to get high. Beat that fucking cotton bitches!
you know your on your last leg and you just spent all your money on your last teener. You start saving the cotton so you can accumulate them and beat the shit out of them later! Beating the cotton
by lostsoul5150 October 5, 2011
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Its when the male ejaculates semen into the female's reproductive organ, normally known as the Vagina.
"How was your weekend"
"Dude best shit ever, she actually let me give her a Kansas City Cotton Factory"
(they do a jumping high five)
"Dude best shit ever, she actually let me give her a Kansas City Cotton Factory"
(they do a jumping high five)
by sfhsu8g August 28, 2009
Get the Kansas City Cotton Factory mug.When one discovers later after taking a shit that tolit paper has been stuck/crusted in his asshole leaving little white flakes on his ass hair and ass hole, causing the term "cottontail".
Man, i was in the shower and found all these white things in my ass, i was cottontailin all day long and didnt even realize why my ass was itching so bad.
by joseph cutter December 11, 2006
Get the cottontail mug.A hairstyle, usually adopted by elderly white women. A curly, big, fluffy, white, round ball of hair on one's head. Similar to an afro.
The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.
The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.
Driver: *tries to see through the windshield of the car in front* "Man, that woman's got some big hair."
Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"
All: LOL
Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"
All: LOL
by HexMaster August 16, 2007
Get the cotton patch mug.Making up a saying without telling your friends what it means and laughing to confuse them, when in reality, it doesn't actually mean anything at all.
Matt, do you know what cutting a pineapple is?
Have you ever cut a pineapple?
No, what does that mean?
<snicker>
Have you ever cut a pineapple?
No, what does that mean?
<snicker>
by Shutupimgonnakillyou February 5, 2010
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